My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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