I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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