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• (208): View more from Idaho

  weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  What is this nonsense on the table

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  Your idea.

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  I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out

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• (209): View more from California

  I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left

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• (315): View more from New York

  You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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• (206): View more from Washington

  you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.

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