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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  Alcohol?

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sex with a fat chick.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"

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• (386): View more from Florida

  And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.

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• (760): View more from California

  drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious

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• (914): View more from New York

  She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.

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