why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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