i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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