He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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