how can u be prego again
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize
