I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You're a waste of cheezeits
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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