Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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