Dual....:-)
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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