"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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