I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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