I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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