i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My balls are so social today.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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