We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just want to make out with him forever
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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