Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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