that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You're like the curious george of whores
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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