From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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