How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....