Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.