its not stalking. its research.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah