As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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