is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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