atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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