so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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