I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm getting married
To pizza
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
