Dual....:-)
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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