She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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