I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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