): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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