this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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