I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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