How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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