Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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