Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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