a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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