But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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