i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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