Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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