If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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