physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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