Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
3 2 1 whiskey
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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