I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I've blown a few things in my day
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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