is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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