So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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