This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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