Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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