Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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