her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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