I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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