i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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