Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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