Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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