Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
pop tarts are not kleenex
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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