I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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