Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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