I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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